| The Rock Of Love Bus: Classy Chicks And Zero Drama. Posted: 05 Jan 2009 02:07 PM PST  So the first episode of The Rock Of Love Bus aired last nigh…and re-aired today. I forgot about it last night but caught it on the rebound today. To say the least, this is probably going to be a crazy season. There are a couple of women on the show that DO show a little class and restrain…but this is only the first episode. Let run down a few things that went on in the first episode.
- Bret Takes usual pictures of contestants, recognizes one from “Movies”
- Girl drinks too much, pukes, french kisses Bret less than 5 minutes later.
- Women scream and bitch at each other because they can’t fit their luggage under the TWO buses.
- Slutty blonds touch each other during Bret Michaels concert. Touch each other MORE at after party.
- Girl does something obscene that surprises even Bret, a man that has been on the road with groupies since the mid 80’s.
- Girl throws drink at another girl. Other girl throws one back, Fight ensues.
- Penthouse Centerfold contestant shows more class than almost every other woman on the show.
- Contestant raps some love rhymes that she wrote on the back of flyers with information about gonorrhea and genital herpes on the front that were very visible to everyone.
Now this is just a sample of the great class, dignity and self respect that you will find in the next batch of whores sluts skanks fine young ladies that you get to see try to pass on some infectious venereal disease to Bret win Bret’s heart. Tune in to VH1 for all of your pathetic reality show needs. I’d love to show you pictures of these respectable girls…but the truth is that you really probably don’t even want to see most of them. Even if you did, it would be tough pointing out the respectable ones anyway. Image: Newscom Tags: bret michaels, The Rock Of Love BusShare This 
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| Aaron Lewis Kicks Off Solo Tour Posted: 05 Jan 2009 11:46 AM PST  Staind’s Aaron Lewis kicked off his solo tour last Friday evening in Henderson, Nevada. He’ll being solo touring until January 15th and then again with Staind from January 18th through February 10th for a Europe/UK tour. He then does his solo thing again for a couple more weeks back in the states. I’d be interested to see a solo show. I dig acoustic sound and it’s nice to get away from the noise of metal and hard rock every now and then and just be able to listen and enjoy something on the slower and lower side. Tour dates are below.
Aaron Lewis Solo - Jan 5 2009 8:00P Barbara Mann PAC- Ft. Myers, Florida
- Jan 6 2009 8:00P Ruth Eckerd Hall- Clearwater, Florida
- Jan 9 2009 6:30P Silver Legacy Casino- Reno, Nevada
- Jan 10 2009 8:00P Peppermill Concert Hall- West Wendover, Nevada
- Jan 14 2009 8:00P Tachi Palace Casino- Lemoore, California
- Jan 15 2009 8:00P Tachi Palace Casino- Lemoore, California
With Staind - Jan 18 2009 6:30P Mandela Hall- Belfast
- Jan 19 2009 6:30P The Academy- Dublin
- Jan 21 2009 7:00P QMU- Glasgow, Scotland
- Jan 22 2009 7:00P Manchester Academy- Manchester, Northwest
- Jan 23 2009 7:00P Carling Academy Sheffield- Sheffield, Midlands
- Jan 25 2009 7:00P Carling Academy Birmingham- Birmingham, Midlands
- Jan 26 2009 7:00P Astoria- London, London and South East
- Jan 28 2009 6:00P Grunspan- Hamburg
- Jan 29 2009 6:30P Amager Bio- Copenhagen
- Jan 30 2009 6:00P Tyrol- Stockholms län
- Feb 1 2009 6:30P Columbia Club- Berlin
- Feb 2 2009 6:00P Gloria
- Feb 3 2009 6:30P Volkhaus- Zurich
- Feb 6 2009 6:30P Arena Wien- Vienna
- Feb 7 2009 6:30P Backstage Halle- Munich
- Feb 8 2009 6:30P 013- Tilburg
- Feb 10 2009 7:00P Elysee Montmarte- Paris, Ile-de-France
Aaron Lewis Solo - Feb 13 2009 8:00P The Music Box @ Borgata Casino Atlantic City, New Jersey
- Feb 14 2009 8:00P The Music Box @ Borgata Casino Atlantic City, New Jersey
- Feb 17 2009 7:00P Hard Rock Live Hollywood, Florida
- Feb 18 2009 8:00P DPAC Durham, North Carolina
- Feb 20 2009 8:00P The Showroom @ Turning Stone Verona, New York
- Feb 21 2009 8:00P The Showroom @ Turning Stone Verona, New York
- Feb 26 2009 8:00P Seneca Niagara Casino Niagara Falls, New York
- Feb 27 2009 8:00P Seneca Niagara Casino Niagara Falls, New York
- Feb 28 2009 8:00P Mohegan Sun Casino Uncasville, Connecticut
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